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3 days later
We landed on the moon I repeat we landed on the moon. Ahhh the race to the heavens EH Jim. You mean this place is like heaven. Kind of. Jim to off his space helmet. What in the name of ……. are you doing. You said this WAS the heavens. Put your helmet back on immediately. Why did you take off your helmet! You said t was the heavens. No I didn’t mean it like that I meant a dream I didn’t literary . So much for getting someone who is always serious. James started coughing. Why am I coughing!? OH since yours oxygen in your tank is cooler I put it allover my body. Why in the world would you do that we have an air conditioner. We do? Yes we do every space shuttle comes with it! I’m so sorry. Let’s go inside and talk. I am truly sorry for the trouble I have caused you. "I forgive you’ it was a simple mistake I mean what more trouble could I have caused? My family wasn’t that…… what are you looking at? The space shuttle has taken off! It’s like watching 4.5 billion dollars turn into air. Actually that is true. Suddenly James shook Jim and said " What in the world are we going to do? We are stuck here for ever!" " No we can jump back to the earth. " James laughed raucously " We would burn to death!" " You know what if you want to burn as fast as a holley comet heading for Australia then you can do that. "Fine!" "Fine!"

20 years later
"You should have seen your father trying to run to earth."
"Good Times"
Until we hit the president instead of Austraila
I wonder where that shuttle is
You want to go shopping dear
Yes
After they left a shuttle came down there mansion and blew it up

ye ye it will do tthis time

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